THE REST OF THE INANE THINGS THAT HAPPENED ARE HOPEFULLY FOREVER BLOCKED FROM MY MEMORY.
I MEAN, GOING TO A MOVIE SHOULD NEVER BE LIKE GOING TO THE DOCTOR (AS IN THE SOONER IT’S OVER THE BETTER).
DATE 2—I HAD AN INKLING THAT YOU WERE AS IRRITATING AS H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS, SO I APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.
YOU TRIED SO HARD TO AFFIRM YOUR MASCULINITY TO ME THAT I’M SURE YOU’LL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET SOMEDAY.
“We’re just trying to help like-minded people who don’t drink find a place where you don’t have to explain why you’re not drinking or what your issue is,” co-founder Shannon Shea tells .HE FOUND IT INFORMATIVE TO TELL ME THAT HE IS 28 AND LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS 24.I HAD MORE FUN GOING TO THE RESTROOM-WHEN I WENT, SOME GUYS I KNEW FROM THE GYM HIT ON ME I JUST STOPPED LISTENING TO HIS STUPID, GENERIC STORIES SO SORRY I DON’T HAVE MORE.Although Sexy and Sober Singles is just getting off the ground now, they both have high hopes that the site—the first of its kind—will flourish.“Everybody should be connected in one way or another," Kole tells .