But if i did, i'd probably show you that i care, By takin all these other motha fuck*** outta here!I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuc*** jaw!The Neden Game Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip. Sharon: Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch i'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, i pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready.
CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Look, f*** you, i gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta f*** it It was a big fuc*** smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd DRY fuck her till i nut in my underwear...
(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number 2. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.